Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
... And some cushions, soft and nice.
For grocery bags where I can hide,
Just like a tiger, crouched inside !
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back.
For window sills all warm and bright,
And shadows to explore at nite.
I pray I'll always stay real cool,
And keep the secret feline rule.
To NEVER tell the humans that,
This world is really ruled by cats